Why the Airborne gets all the girls?

2015-09-05T09:57:04-04:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMx8a59zDoY

Very funny video of a US Army Airborne Jumpmaster compiling all the signals and training that we go through. Even if you aren't airborne you'll appreciate this!

Response by SGT Edward Thomas made Sep 5 at 2015 10:00 AM

2015-09-05T10:00:28-04:00

1-Women like the knowing their man has the courage to jump out of an airplane built by the lowest bidder with a parachute made by the lowest bidder.
2-The Maroon Berets.
3-coconut sized anatomy.

Response by Cpl James Waycasie made Sep 5 at 2015 10:01 AM

2015-09-05T10:01:17-04:00

Because they can't spell, and girls feel sorry for them maybe? What is a Airbrone anyway?, lol

Response by SSG Jamil Spruill made Sep 5 at 2015 10:12 AM

2015-09-05T10:12:30-04:00

That's pretty spot on right there lol

Response by SSG Jamil Spruill made Sep 5 at 2015 10:35 AM

2015-09-05T10:35:35-04:00

Different websites have different info I just search and found 10 % but have seen a site with 5 % as well

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 5 at 2015 10:41 AM

2015-09-05T10:41:06-04:00

Red heads have more fun!

Response by GySgt Wayne A. Ekblad made Sep 5 at 2015 10:46 AM

2015-09-05T10:46:53-04:00

Response by SSG Leo Bell made Sep 5 at 2015 11:31 AM

2015-09-05T11:31:43-04:00

Very funny but true.

Response by SGT(P) Crystal Marie France made Sep 5 at 2015 7:02 PM

2015-09-05T19:02:47-04:00

Smh. End.

Response by 2LT Scott Armstrong made Sep 6 at 2015 10:58 AM

2015-09-06T10:58:19-04:00

A question that answers itself. Because #Airborne.

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 7 at 2015 3:51 AM

2015-09-07T03:51:24-04:00

Why do the Airborne get all the gals? Because they divorce at twice the rate of a leg soldier so they need more women to work through.

Response by SP5 John Brandt made Sep 7 at 2015 6:24 PM

2015-09-07T18:24:53-04:00

Airborne! It's because we have balls!

Response by SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 15 at 2015 5:15 PM

2015-09-15T17:15:40-04:00

Hahaha, this is great. Airborne!

Response by PVT Raymond Lopez made May 30 at 2017 6:47 PM

2017-05-30T18:47:59-04:00

Because they all want guys who will be too dumb to say “I am not the baby daddy on the Maury Show!” (Sometimes known as The Maury Povich Show) One of the most famous topics associated with Maury is paternity testing: a mother appears on-air attempting to prove (or disprove, in some cases) that a man is the biological father of her child or children. Often the mother will bring the child or children to the studio to prove her claim's validity to Maury, the audience, and the accused father. She will often say "I'm 100%/1000% (or some other absurdly high amount) sure he is the father!" Images of the father and child are displayed on the screen. She is occasionally accompanied by her mother or other family member, either on set or in the audience. In most cases, the accused father is hostile towards the accusing mother, giving various reasons (such as infidelity and sterility) why the child cannot be related to him, often saying "The baby doesn't look like me" and sometimes "I can't have kids", "She never told me she was pregnant", or "She cheated on me". Sometimes the accused father believes that the accusing mother is just after money. He is often booed loudly by the audience when coming out on the set. Both he and the mother occasionally have to be separated by Maury or security. The accused father is occasionally accompanied by his significant other or a family member to support his claim.) My service dog Blackie watches it with me.

Response by SGT Mark Halmrast made Oct 20 at 2017 9:13 AM

2017-10-20T09:13:08-04:00

Great share!
Airborne!

Response by SPC Mike Lake made Feb 7 at 2018 10:19 PM

2018-02-07T22:19:16-05:00

Army woman who are probably army brats know what a dirty nasty LEG is so they want them silver wings on that chest...lol

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 23 at 2018 2:30 PM

2018-03-23T14:30:21-04:00

Airborne, got $55 more in pay.

Response by SGT David A. 'Cowboy' Groth made Mar 23 at 2018 5:34 PM

2018-03-23T17:34:55-04:00

Great share.

Response by SGM Bill Frazer made Mar 24 at 2018 4:59 AM

2018-03-24T04:59:11-04:00

hit on the head!LAMO

Response by COL Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 24 at 2018 11:06 AM

2018-03-24T11:06:17-04:00

I think if all training was done to music we would have more joes staying awake. - It looked like he pushed the jumpers out then did his door check. great video.

Response by COL Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 24 at 2018 12:24 PM

2018-03-24T12:24:23-04:00

It that a question or a statement?

Response by PVT Mark Brown made Mar 24 at 2018 12:32 PM

2018-03-24T12:32:27-04:00

That was great, you can see the whole process, this guy is pretty creative. Nice Job! Not sure how old this is but looks to be may 1980s or before.

This one goes along nicely. Another funny video. I am sure you guys know this song well. Take a look:
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