Why the Airborne gets all the girls?

SPC Jan Allbright, M.Sc., R.S. — Sat, 05 Sep 2015 09:57:04 -0400

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMx8a59zDoY

Very funny video of a US Army Airborne Jumpmaster compiling all the signals and training that we go through. Even if you aren't airborne you'll appreciate this!

Response by SGT Edward Thomas made Sep 5 at 2015 10:00 AM

SGT Edward Thomas — Sat, 05 Sep 2015 10:00:28 -0400

1-Women like the knowing their man has the courage to jump out of an airplane built by the lowest bidder with a parachute made by the lowest bidder.
2-The Maroon Berets.
3-coconut sized anatomy.

Response by Cpl James Waycasie made Sep 5 at 2015 10:01 AM

Cpl James Waycasie — Sat, 05 Sep 2015 10:01:17 -0400

Because they can't spell, and girls feel sorry for them maybe? What is a Airbrone anyway?, lol

Response by SSG Jamil Spruill made Sep 5 at 2015 10:12 AM

SSG Jamil Spruill — Sat, 05 Sep 2015 10:12:30 -0400

That's pretty spot on right there lol

Response by SSG Jamil Spruill made Sep 5 at 2015 10:35 AM

SSG Jamil Spruill — Sat, 05 Sep 2015 10:35:35 -0400

Different websites have different info I just search and found 10 % but have seen a site with 5 % as well

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 5 at 2015 10:41 AM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 05 Sep 2015 10:41:06 -0400

Red heads have more fun!

Response by GySgt Wayne A. Ekblad made Sep 5 at 2015 10:46 AM

GySgt Wayne A. Ekblad — Sat, 05 Sep 2015 10:46:53 -0400

Response by SSG Leo Bell made Sep 5 at 2015 11:31 AM

SSG Leo Bell — Sat, 05 Sep 2015 11:31:43 -0400

Very funny but true.

Response by SGT(P) Crystal Marie France made Sep 5 at 2015 7:02 PM

SGT(P) Crystal Marie France — Sat, 05 Sep 2015 19:02:47 -0400

Smh. End.

Response by 2LT Scott Armstrong made Sep 6 at 2015 10:58 AM

2LT Scott Armstrong — Sun, 06 Sep 2015 10:58:19 -0400

A question that answers itself. Because #Airborne.

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 7 at 2015 3:51 AM

PFC Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 07 Sep 2015 03:51:24 -0400

Why do the Airborne get all the gals? Because they divorce at twice the rate of a leg soldier so they need more women to work through.

Response by SP5 John Brandt made Sep 7 at 2015 6:24 PM

SP5 John Brandt — Mon, 07 Sep 2015 18:24:53 -0400

Airborne! It's because we have balls!

Response by SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 15 at 2015 5:15 PM

SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 15 Sep 2015 17:15:40 -0400

Hahaha, this is great. Airborne!

Response by PVT Raymond Lopez made May 30 at 2017 6:47 PM

PVT Raymond Lopez — Tue, 30 May 2017 18:47:59 -0400

Because they all want guys who will be too dumb to say “I am not the baby daddy on the Maury Show!” (Sometimes known as The Maury Povich Show) One of the most famous topics associated with Maury is paternity testing: a mother appears on-air attempting to prove (or disprove, in some cases) that a man is the biological father of her child or children. Often the mother will bring the child or children to the studio to prove her claim's validity to Maury, the audience, and the accused father. She will often say "I'm 100%/1000% (or some other absurdly high amount) sure he is the father!" Images of the father and child are displayed on the screen. She is occasionally accompanied by her mother or other family member, either on set or in the audience. In most cases, the accused father is hostile towards the accusing mother, giving various reasons (such as infidelity and sterility) why the child cannot be related to him, often saying "The baby doesn't look like me" and sometimes "I can't have kids", "She never told me she was pregnant", or "She cheated on me". Sometimes the accused father believes that the accusing mother is just after money. He is often booed loudly by the audience when coming out on the set. Both he and the mother occasionally have to be separated by Maury or security. The accused father is occasionally accompanied by his significant other or a family member to support his claim.) My service dog Blackie watches it with me.

Response by SGT Mark Halmrast made Oct 20 at 2017 9:13 AM

SGT Mark Halmrast — Fri, 20 Oct 2017 09:13:08 -0400

Great share!
Airborne!

Response by SPC Mike Lake made Feb 7 at 2018 10:19 PM

SPC Mike Lake — Wed, 07 Feb 2018 22:19:16 -0500

Army woman who are probably army brats know what a dirty nasty LEG is so they want them silver wings on that chest...lol

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 23 at 2018 2:30 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 23 Mar 2018 14:30:21 -0400

Airborne, got $55 more in pay.

Response by SGT David A. 'Cowboy' Groth made Mar 23 at 2018 5:34 PM

SGT David A. 'Cowboy' Groth — Fri, 23 Mar 2018 17:34:55 -0400

Great share.

Response by SGM Bill Frazer made Mar 24 at 2018 4:59 AM

SGM Bill Frazer — Sat, 24 Mar 2018 04:59:11 -0400

hit on the head!LAMO

Response by COL Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 24 at 2018 11:06 AM

COL Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 24 Mar 2018 11:06:17 -0400

I think if all training was done to music we would have more joes staying awake. - It looked like he pushed the jumpers out then did his door check. great video.

Response by COL Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 24 at 2018 12:24 PM

COL Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 24 Mar 2018 12:24:23 -0400

It that a question or a statement?

Response by PVT Mark Brown made Mar 24 at 2018 12:32 PM

PVT Mark Brown — Sat, 24 Mar 2018 12:32:27 -0400

That was great, you can see the whole process, this guy is pretty creative. Nice Job! Not sure how old this is but looks to be may 1980s or before.

This one goes along nicely. Another funny video. I am sure you guys know this song well. Take a look:
https://www.facebook.com/TheHappinessHeroes/videos/ [login to see] 07239/?stype=lo&lh=Ac_EoDeqvzkAwqRZ

The Happiness Heroes

World War-II veteran and 101st Airborne Division member Vince Speranza visited led a rousing rendition of the famous WWII American paratrooper song, Blood on the Risers. Thank you for your...