Posted on Nov 19, 2015
You Know Politics is Bad When Saturday Night Live Does Not Have To Make Up Stuff! Your Thoughts?
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POTUS: I approve of what's going in Columbus. I have set a sound course and will use drones to kill ISIS. A few days ago Muslim terrorists attack Paris, but we need to show the world our leadership by taking in Syrian Widows and 3 year old orphans.
Hillary: What the POTUS said and we will interview applications in Syria and take pictures of their eyeballs for biometrics.
SECDEF: We want to make the military more corporate like so we will have smart interns following me around.
VA: We are improving our efficiency but we are not quite there.
Generals: We did not quite destroy the oil infrastructure used by ISIS. We do not want to shoot oil trucks because they have innocent drivers. We are not counting bodies but we are confident our drones and planes killed 20,000 ISIS. We just dropped of 50 Special Forces in Syria and are waiting for indigenous forces to take the lead on the ground.
Air Force: I have to make fun of those pretty boys for thinking the F-35 is the best thing since sliced bread.
I can't help this one. We DEMAND free college education and freedom from debts. 100% tax on millionaires and billionaires.
Have I missed anything?
Hillary: What the POTUS said and we will interview applications in Syria and take pictures of their eyeballs for biometrics.
SECDEF: We want to make the military more corporate like so we will have smart interns following me around.
VA: We are improving our efficiency but we are not quite there.
Generals: We did not quite destroy the oil infrastructure used by ISIS. We do not want to shoot oil trucks because they have innocent drivers. We are not counting bodies but we are confident our drones and planes killed 20,000 ISIS. We just dropped of 50 Special Forces in Syria and are waiting for indigenous forces to take the lead on the ground.
Air Force: I have to make fun of those pretty boys for thinking the F-35 is the best thing since sliced bread.
I can't help this one. We DEMAND free college education and freedom from debts. 100% tax on millionaires and billionaires.
Have I missed anything?
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SPC Nancy Greene
I am beginning to believe it is an actual Diagnosable Mental Health Condition, similiar to Delusional Behavior and Hallucinations!
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SPC Nancy Greene
My 12 year old granddaughter is smarter than AOC and she is in the 7th grade!?MAJ Ken Landgren
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SPC Nancy Greene
I’ve had more intellectual conversations with my granddaughter!SGT Joseph Schmalzel
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SPC Nancy Greene
I’ll “Publish the Orders”! The jalapeño cheese requires an additional request form... LMFAO
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SPC Nancy Greene
Try WWII Sea Rats! Especially when no one has a P-38!? I was lucky, actually got one in my sea rats box. I Never ate them; however the females in Basic would trade cigarettes and boot shining for use of my P-38 (aka: can-opener). Still have it on my Dog Tags!SGT Joseph Schmalzel
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SPC Nancy Greene
Wouldn’t the ham constitute UCMJ action so nice Our Troops were supposed to be ‘sensitive’ to the local’s religions beliefs? LOLSGT Joseph Schmalzel
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