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I received this from a Hispanic and Conservative US Army Major friend in California. I will translate.

It's always best to express it in cattleman's terms.

Socialism:
You have 2 cows... But the state orders you to give one to your neighbor.

Communism:
The government takes the 2 cows away from you but gives you the milk.

Fascism:
The government takes your 2 cows away and sells you the milk.

Nazism:
The government takes your cows away and executes you.

Capitalism:
You have 2 cows, you sell one to buy a Bull. Your herd multiplies and you make money.

Leftism:
You have 2 cows. You kill them and you make the best fucking damn steak. You invite your friends to show off. You are now without cows and without food and you blame the United States!
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Maj John Bell - LOL... if you say so. It's an inside joke from last night... just using it again. Thanks for the reply...good answer!
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