Posted on Dec 29, 2013
SSG Andrew Dydasco
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Things you can do or say at basic to ensure additional smoke sessions.
I thought this would be a good way to add some humor to the discussions list.<br><br><br>Things like...:<br><br><br>- Simply ask "Why?" for anything.<br>- "That was easy." after getting smoked<br>- Complain about the heat/cold<br>- Touch the campaign hat.
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When I was in basic at Ft. Benning, my dad sent only one letter . . . addressed to the Drills. It contained only six words, "Real soldiers graduate from Ft Knox."
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CPT Raymond Vezeau
CPT Raymond Vezeau
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SFC William Allen - I was there in 79 and I remember both hills.
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SFC Donna Bush
SFC Donna Bush
3 y
Fort Knox has changed so much, I was there when we moved HRC from Alexandria, VA to Fort Knox and the Infantry BCT has moved to Fort Benning, GA for OSUT. The post is kinda empty now. I left there in 2011 and transferred to the WTU JBLM.
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1LT Ordnance Officer
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CPT Raymond Vezeau - AIT January 1968. Snowing. Soot from the coal stoves. Eye opener when that main gun in the M 48 first went off and sucked the soft cap off my head while standing in the cupola.
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PFC David McLeod
PFC David McLeod
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Cold blooded, I like.
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SSG V. Michelle Woods
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1. Tell your Drill Sergeants you don't like water.

2. Hand the Drill Sergeants your luggage. Ugh...what the hell was I thinking...
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SGT Lawrence Johnson
SGT Lawrence Johnson
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Retired army I always knew fort sill drill sergeant are wimp's
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1SG David Freed
1SG David Freed
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If you want to freak out your Drill Sergeant when he tells you to do something,
just smile and then ask "why"?. DS are not used to being asked "why", so are
unprepared and usually have no immediate response other than to get frustrated.
Worked. I did that back in 1965 during basic training.....never forgot the DS expression.
FWIW, I met the same DS 23 years later in the 3rd Armored Division in Germany in the late 1980s. We reunited and he remembered the young kid who asked him "why" and said he never had any other trainee who asked "why", ever. The DS at the time was a SSG and I was a PVT E-1. When I met him again, he was a SGM and I was a 1SG......
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SPC Michael Kilby
SPC Michael Kilby
3 y
1SG David Freed - Ok that is funny!
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SMSgt Michael Gleason
SMSgt Michael Gleason
3 y
PV1, May 1968, Fort Knox, when my DI said "Sound off like you've got a pair", ( (unwisely and capriciously) replied, "There's no scientific correlation between testicular presence and vocal prowess". I don't know if he understood or not (I think not), and he moved on the the next trainee in the formation.
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SFC Mark Merino
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Smile. Happiness is never welcome...... or was that only at Benning?
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SGT Doug Blanchard
SGT Doug Blanchard
>1 y
Not just at Benning, but at Ft Sill also.
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CPL Jerry Galloway
CPL Jerry Galloway
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Drill at FT Sill asked, smile if you enjoyed PT? No one told me it was a trick question. :)
"You cant smoke a rock"
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SPC Maurice Williams
SPC Maurice Williams
3 y
Nope !!! Fort Jackson SC; Fort Huachuca AZ; actually got wrote up for smiling too much there!
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Sgt Charles Buckman
Sgt Charles Buckman
3 y
My AsDI at Sampson AF Base said if we wanted to look at him he'd send us a picture! He was about 5'6". The DI was a 6'2" Cherokee.
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