THE GUNNY’S BASIC RULES
RULE 1 The Gunny is always right.
RULE 2 In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate or officer may be right, rule 1 becomes immediately effective.
RULE 3 The Gunny does not sleep; he rests.
RULE 4 The Gunny is never late; he is delayed elsewhere.
RULE 5 The Gunny never leaves his work; his presence is required elsewhere.
RULE 6 The Gunny never reads his paper in the office; he studies.
RULE 7 The Gunny never gossips; he dispenses information.
RULE 8 The Gunny never daydreams; he is in weighty deliberation.
RULE 9 Who ever enters the Gunny’s office with a good idea, must leave the office with the Gunny’s idea.
RULE 10 The Gunny is always the Gunny; even in a towel and shower shoes *See RULE 1