Gotta love instant karma.

Well, there aren't many people with the same spelling of their last name like mine (2nd suspect).... I do not know him, although I have been accused of being dumb before...

I've heard of worse stupidity, but not often.
There was a story of a bank robber who was so clever he timed the robbery for the first of the month, which was also a Friday. He figured the bank would have lots of cash on hand to cash weekly, bi-weekly, monthly and semi-monthly paychecks. He was right about that.
As he was waiting for the teller to finish stuffing money into a bag, someone on line asked "What's the delay?" The robber replied, "Shut up, this is a robbery."
"Like Hell!" said the man on line, drawing a gun from under his suit jacket. Immediately afterward, guns were drawn from under suit jackets all over the bank, and all pointed at the would-be robber, who immediately surrendered.
It was a bank a block away from an FBI regional headquarters. Every FBI agent in the area was in that bank cashing his paycheck.