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A proud and elite SEAL Team met its fate, upon arriving to the pearly gates, they were met by Saint Peter. The team leader asks Saint Peter; are there any Green Berets in heaven? Slowly looking at his feet, Saint Peter replied…No, unfortunately they go to a different place. Ecstatic with the answer the SEAL’s entered heaven. Moments after arriving, they witnessed several angels screaming for their lives as they ran past the SEAL’s. The SEAL’s bewildered at the scene never gave it a second thought. As they continued deeper into heaven, they rounded a corner and kneeling ahead of them were twenty angel’s hands zipped tied to their ankles with cloth sacks over their heads moaning and groaning, again bewildered at the sight the SEAL’s once again shrugged it off. As they approached a large hill they heard screaming and breaking of bones coming from the other side, this time however, was not like the times before, for the SEAL team ran to the top of the hill to investigate and once at the top they witnessed a twenty-foot-tall, muscular built, bare chested single soldier kicking ass and taking names. Atop his head was the distinguished U.S. Army Green Beret. Shocked that Saint Peter had informed them no Green Beret’s were in heaven, the team decided to stealthily withdrawal and confront Saint Peter. Saint Peter, Saint Peter they yelled running up to him, we thought you said there were no Green Beret’s in heaven! Looking modestly down at his feet, Saint Peter raised his eyes to meet theirs and replied; like I told you, there are no Green Beret’s in heaven they go to a special place, what you seen was GOD, for GOD has always wanted to be a Green Beret.