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A1C Small Business Owner
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My wife did not approve.
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CPT Jack Durish
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Listen up, everybody! Pay attention to this list. It's true. All true. Too true. I violated every one of the six in choosing my first wife, the bride from hell, the mother of all witches. Ignore these warning signs at your own peril.
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SGT Infantryman (Airborne)
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CPT Jack Durish, Was her name Judy? LOL
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SSG Warren Swan
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Signs you about to make a mistake:
1. Did you ask your wife and what did she say?
2. It can't be fixed with 550 cord, duct tape, and CLP.
3. How much alcohol is involved?
4. You bring a girl back to the barracks and CQ knows her, and she can tell you who was where from five years ago.
5. You walk out the barracks and see your entire NCO support chain there smiling.
6. When you go to the local strip club and the stripper says "you're the only one I need" as she's taking your money
7. A Warrant Officer says "Let's do this sh*t again".
8. You think you're being sneaky and you suddenly hear your PSG "Hey you...come here".
9. You considered volunteering for ANYTHING!!
10. Your previous divorce lawyer knows the woman you're about to marry personally.
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SGT Infantryman (Airborne)
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Thank about sums it up SSG Warren Swan, (-;
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COL Mike Humphrey
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LOL, that's great
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SSG Warren Swan
SSG Warren Swan
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SGT (Join to see) - that would SO be the story of my life. My ex would hug you.
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