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1. Boy, that escalated quickly … I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
2. I will smash your face into a car windshield... [Violent execution of mission requirements.]
3. They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
4. Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? [Great leaders do not need teleprompters]
5. There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people
6. I immediately regret this decision.
7. It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact. [This may not be as true as it was at the time :-)
1. Boy, that escalated quickly … I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
2. I will smash your face into a car windshield... [Violent execution of mission requirements.]
3. They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
4. Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? [Great leaders do not need teleprompters]
5. There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people
6. I immediately regret this decision.
7. It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact. [This may not be as true as it was at the time :-)
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What about one for this past weekend?
Brick: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
Brick: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
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