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I always have a serious face. It's the mustache. Damn, it's heavy. I couldn't smile if I wanted to. Of course, I don't want to, not today. Today is a serious day. People are coming for my guns because they sneaked out a couple days ago and did a dirty deed. I don't know how they pulled it off. They're kept locked away. But the damn things are like Houdini. They can break out of any safe. I guess I should find someone from Hollywood to give me guidance. This guy looks like a likely candidate. Let's hear what he has to say.