Posted on Oct 14, 2016
Asgardia, Proposed Space-Based Nation Accepting Citizenship Applications
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Asgardia, Proposed Space-Based Nation Accepting Citizenship Applications
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I have dreams of collecting all the six pack plastic rings in the ocean, lacing them together. Collecting all the flotsam and jetsam and building my own one square mile island farm. I will dutifully walk my post from coast to coast and deny everyone entry to my heaven. The only thing stopping me is that the vast majority would be glad to see me go. I'll never give them the satisfaction.
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SPC Britanny *Winnie* Balthaser
this made me think of how the world deals with Maritime Laws and international waters. Wonder how they will deal with space....It's whole other ballgame entirely.
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Cpl George Crab
Build a rocket ship out of those plastic ring thingies, then come on up and pick up Asgardia's trash. I'll make sure that the Asgardia Mafia gives you n unbreakable contract to do so!
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Hey, guys. I am now a Citizen of Asgardia. I posted this a few days ago, but I think somehow my post got lost in the fog of war, or something. Now? Over 200,000 have registered, but they only are taking up the first 100,000.
So, I shall look down benevolently on all of you earthbound guys and wave at y'all!
So, I shall look down benevolently on all of you earthbound guys and wave at y'all!
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Cpl George Crab
PFC Stephen Eric Serati - No doubt about it. You may join in with me. I will need a grunt to keep the Russkies from trying to sneak aboard MY Asgardia.
You are qualified on the use and maintenance of the very popular shoulder fired Ray Gun, right?
You are qualified on the use and maintenance of the very popular shoulder fired Ray Gun, right?
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Cpl George Crab
All righty then! Go to the nearest armory, and check out an M-100023 Space Ray Gun one (1)ea.
Practice, practice, practice! Muscle memory is very important. No matter if you are in the weight bearing part of Asgardia, or if you are weightless, muscle memory will keep your shots on target!
Practice, practice, practice! Muscle memory is very important. No matter if you are in the weight bearing part of Asgardia, or if you are weightless, muscle memory will keep your shots on target!
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There was a study done by NASA to determine the feasibility of orbital habitats. I don't say 'space station' because what we're talking about are constructs tens of miles across. How so? Simply put: asteroids. Find a big one. Park it in orbit. Hollow it out. Boom. Home in space. Estimates said that just doing that could provide something like 1000 times the surface area of the earth. So, while this particular idea is probably far-fetched...the overall idea isn't.
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Cpl George Crab
What do those NASA people know about space? They just sit there, doing phony spaceshots, and moon landings, and say that they've put satellites into orbit, but we all know better ... the only reason that dish tv and GPS works is because the Matrix Masters have fooled you.
Don't be alarmed. Billions of people believe the same as you do.
Now excuse me, but I have to fashion a new aluminum hatty. The last one I owned was used to bake a space potato.
Don't be alarmed. Billions of people believe the same as you do.
Now excuse me, but I have to fashion a new aluminum hatty. The last one I owned was used to bake a space potato.
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