British man hides in the woods for 10 years to escape wife's nagging

Why would he go back?

now thats funny right there

That's a little extreme, but a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do! As for me, I adopted a common self-defense husband ploy: "Yes, it's all my fault dear! Anything I do or don't do, or say or don't say, or think or don't think is just wrong!" She'd be somewhat appeased and life would go on. Eventually, I got a divorce and moved to Virginia. Problem solved!