Posted on Mar 15, 2016
Browns the Least Talented Team in Modern NFL History?
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SSG Warren Swan NOW JUST HOLD ON THERE A MINUTE YOU! Ah Hell, no sense in denying it. We suck.
The Browns don't wear helmets because they play football, they do it because everybody on the team is a window licker.
We are the only NFL team that only has bath tubs in the locker room. The players are so fucking uncoordinated that they can't even stand on a dry field. Can you imagine introducing them to water and standing at the same time?
The best quarterback the Browns ever had, Kosar, never stood in the pocket for more than 2 seconds and then when he scrambled it looked like somebody tied cinder blocks to the feet of someone with downs syndrome.
Yet I still love those worthless turds. Yes, they can be beat by a team of soccer playing, 80 year old, blind nuns, but they are my team.
The Browns don't wear helmets because they play football, they do it because everybody on the team is a window licker.
We are the only NFL team that only has bath tubs in the locker room. The players are so fucking uncoordinated that they can't even stand on a dry field. Can you imagine introducing them to water and standing at the same time?
The best quarterback the Browns ever had, Kosar, never stood in the pocket for more than 2 seconds and then when he scrambled it looked like somebody tied cinder blocks to the feet of someone with downs syndrome.
Yet I still love those worthless turds. Yes, they can be beat by a team of soccer playing, 80 year old, blind nuns, but they are my team.
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
SGT William Howell That is respectable. I respect a person who is a true fan of a bad team a whole Helluva lot more than those who bounce from band wagon to band wagon.
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SGT William Howell
PO3 Steven Sherrill Thanks brother! It still does not make me any less of a moron for supporting the worst team in the history of teams, but I do thank you.
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SGT William Howell
SPC Randy Semanko One of my top Favs is the Dolphins. I have a friend of a friend that is a trainer for them. I get some sweet t-shirts.
They have been rebuilding since 1987 so not a big believer that they are going to get better. They change GMs and coaches every 3 months, quarter backs mid game, and I am not even sure they have a defensive line. There is no consistency. They change plans 10 times a year. They had the 1st pick of the draft so many times and blew it. They took Couch and with no line, it was a worthless pick.
Keep the faith! The Fins will win a Superbowl before the Browns do.
They have been rebuilding since 1987 so not a big believer that they are going to get better. They change GMs and coaches every 3 months, quarter backs mid game, and I am not even sure they have a defensive line. There is no consistency. They change plans 10 times a year. They had the 1st pick of the draft so many times and blew it. They took Couch and with no line, it was a worthless pick.
Keep the faith! The Fins will win a Superbowl before the Browns do.
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SSG Warren Swan Teams like the Raiders, Browns, Redskins, Cubs (I know Baseball), Maple Leafs (Hockey) who have such a die hard fan base that they fill the stands regardless of success have no need to put a quality product on the field. The fans will support the team regardless. I am a Vikings Fan, and I will support them no matter what. I will still scream at the TV, and scare my dogs each time I sit down to watch football.
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PO2 Peter Klein
I would agree with you about the Raiders for the past 10 years, BUT watch out in 2016!
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
PO2 Peter Klein - They were an improved team last year. I think now their incentive is that they are trying to get a new stadium, and they need to prove that they are worth a new stadium.
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