Chinese Rocket Crashes Near School, Nearly Killing Faceless Replaceable Masses

This is important. Have you ever told someone a joke and they simply didn't "get it", even after you explained the punch line? Well, I'm willing to bet that if you showed this to the Chinese government, they wouldn't get it. They wouldn't get the same sense of horror that you and I feel at learning how cheaply human life can be disregarded and dismissed...