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If you are looking for employment, where everyday is different, you'll face challenges like never before, and the last easy day was yesterday....I have a job for you. Cat Herders. Go see your local career counselor or detailer for instructions on how to become one of these elite troops that safeguard the nations fleet of furballs that don't give a damn about you or your feelings. Training is harder than going through Special Forces Q course, and upon completion you will be deployed in 10 man teams of herders to dangerous and life altering location worldwide. Be All That You Can Be while We Aim High Looking For A Few Good Men.
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LOL! Man, that brings back some memories! The old 2000 Super Bowl commercial! I used to work for EDS but was laid off in 2010. Best damn company I ever worked for. Now they are called HP Enterprise Services. Got a decent severance for a nobody in the company. Paid "work search" period of 3 months... With all benefits of actually being at work without any hassle... And it was paid fully whether or not you found a position elsewhere sooner... Yes, I double dipped for 2 and a half months!
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I am an ex-EDSer as well, left the company Oct, 1994 to work for Cell One of OH/MI. I thank EDS for taking a BSBA in Finance and making me a Software Engineer. Great company until the Senior Management started caring more for themselves than the employees and customer groups. I hope the culture has changed more to what I remember in the 1980s. Lots a great people, who work really hard.
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