Election Day early-voting polls show 'Asteroid' leading with military voters

I vote for Mr. Asteroid to hit my house within an hour, so I don't have to do 4 years under someone that I don't like. SSG Jessica Bautista, I wrote you in on my ballot.

I am all for it..who needs for years when Asteriod can clean the slate in less than 4 seconds, let me get my drink on for the best fireworks show in history..