I Can Run to Haiti running cadence

"I can run to DC just like this"
"All the way to Bens and never quit"
"1 mile..no sweat"
"2 mile....better yet"
"3 mile...get my car"
"4 mile....too damn far"
"5 mile...not today"
"6 mile....ain't no way"
"When I get to Heaven, St. Peters gonna say, how you'd earn your living, how you'd earn your pay"?......St. Pete didn't hear any response being I am an USA Warrant Officer and I'm already behind the gates with my Rip it in my left hand, an IV of strong coffee in the other, and a smile. As a CW5, I'm BBQing with God himself. Didn't know he was a SPC at one time. Proves he's still smarter than everyone else.