Interstellar travel requires a long-term approach (and humans are too impatient)

Depends: can we fold space-time and "jump" from one place to another without conquering light speed limitations? Some scientists think we can - eventually.

Nopoo...really? Say it ain't so...golly gee whiz, gosh o'mighty, what a surprise...gee willikers, what a major boo hop disappointment...duhhh...