Posted on Apr 8, 2017
NEW All USA people need to see this! WALMART 2017
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Oh. My. God. I can't believe I just wasted that much of my life watching this crap. Seriously, that is time I will never get back. Maybe I should just head to Wal-Mart to pick up some tin foil for my next hat and wait for the invasion that is coming in 2016. Wait...that was last year. Never mind.
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The reason they added the chips to credit cards last year was a test run of the technology. First get people used to carrying a chip around in their wallet, and then it's a smaller jump to get them to carry them around in their body. Plus if you keep a credit card with a chip in your back pocket and sit on it long enough, the chip will embed in your ass automatically without you even knowing about it.
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The dirtiest part of your clothes is your ass. Those wounds are also very difficult to debride. Yeah, I would like to see something (huge) like the current chip embed itself in your ass without your knowing about it.
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I am now dumber for wasting 9 minutes of my life. Thanks....not. I hear there is a tin foil sale in your area.
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SSgt Christopher Brose
"Music video by ""Weird Al"" Yankovic performing Foil. (C) 2014 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment"
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