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Article 107 News is a satire site and you shouldn’t think anything we post is real. You should, however, mercilessly mock everyone who does (you should also mock everyone who didn’t read the article and thinks we don’t know that the car pictured is a Lambo not a Ferrari).

Yes, we know that the car pictured is a Lamborghini not a Ferrari; we did that on purpose. We were just wondering how many people would call us out on that and completely overlook all of the other BS we inserted into this article. “So, you can recognize cars but not satire. Got it. Maybe you should read the article before you start calling people out.”