Putin's deadly 'Mr Hypersonic' wounded in a*se as Ukraine bomb his birthday meal

"A close ally of evil Vladimir Putin dubbed ‘Mr Hypersonic’ for his work on the monster Satan-2 rocket has been left injured after a shell attack hit his buttocks during his birthday meal at a restaurant in the Donbas.

Dmitry Rogozin was wounded in the head, thigh and bum by shrapnel in an attack from Ukraine that killed two and injured a total of six."