Posted on Jul 24, 2016
Sanders Camp Says Someone Must Be 'Accountable' for What DNC Emails Show
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First, everyone please get a gluten free cookie, socially conscientious soy milk, and a yoga mat.
Agenda Item 1) Accountability. Discussion: Why break with recent tradition? Accountability is no longer part of American culture. It is an outdated concept that just hurts peoples feelings and lowers their self-esteem. Shame on people that want to shame people. Is there a second, the motion is seconded. Yea or Nay? The Yeas have it. Accountability is no longer acceptable. Can I get the SEIU to draft legislation?
Please keep passing the blunt to your left.
Agenda Item 2), Counting votes. Discussion: I propose we stop keeping score at elections. Candidate's feelings get hurt, and voters get false expectations that they matter. We can't have people getting their feelings hurt. Can't we all just agree to hug each other, love trees, and wear silly hats at the convention. Is there a second, the motion is seconded. Yea or Nay? The Yeas have it. Hugs, trees, silly hats hooray!
Keep the doobie doobie-ing to the left.
Agenda Item 3), Hillary for President, Debbie Wasserman Schultz for political assassin. Is there a second, the motion is seconded. Yea or Nay? Yes Bernie, I know there was no discussion. The Yeas have it.
Great! please pick up your environmentally friendly participation ribbon on the way out. Remember Bottled Water Kills! Don't forget to thank the Colorado delegation for the wacky tobacky!
Oh sorry RP! Was I musing out loud?
Agenda Item 1) Accountability. Discussion: Why break with recent tradition? Accountability is no longer part of American culture. It is an outdated concept that just hurts peoples feelings and lowers their self-esteem. Shame on people that want to shame people. Is there a second, the motion is seconded. Yea or Nay? The Yeas have it. Accountability is no longer acceptable. Can I get the SEIU to draft legislation?
Please keep passing the blunt to your left.
Agenda Item 2), Counting votes. Discussion: I propose we stop keeping score at elections. Candidate's feelings get hurt, and voters get false expectations that they matter. We can't have people getting their feelings hurt. Can't we all just agree to hug each other, love trees, and wear silly hats at the convention. Is there a second, the motion is seconded. Yea or Nay? The Yeas have it. Hugs, trees, silly hats hooray!
Keep the doobie doobie-ing to the left.
Agenda Item 3), Hillary for President, Debbie Wasserman Schultz for political assassin. Is there a second, the motion is seconded. Yea or Nay? Yes Bernie, I know there was no discussion. The Yeas have it.
Great! please pick up your environmentally friendly participation ribbon on the way out. Remember Bottled Water Kills! Don't forget to thank the Colorado delegation for the wacky tobacky!
Oh sorry RP! Was I musing out loud?
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MCPO Roger Collins
Darn, Maj Bell you beat me to it with more poetic statements than I would have used.
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Maj John Bell
MCPO Roger Collins - You set the bar low for poetry but I will wear the unearned title proudly. I'll try Iambic pentameter next time (if I figure out what it is.)
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I hope that something lights a fire under the Democrats. The GOP convention was a real bore. I had expected fireworks and didn't even get a sparkler.
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