Stop Enjoying Summer, Climate Activists Advise

I hate summer. I really do. It's an awful time when that big blazing fiery ball of flaming death reigns supreme and bloodsucking vampire insects with RADARs honed specifically for me their target no matter where I am.

No sir. I prefer my grilling during the other three seasons. The grill practically never ceases from September through May.

One question; If we all convert to an all vegetable diet , won't that create a greater need for diesel fuel to harvest and ship the produce and more fertilizer to condition the soil. Which adds to the Co2 and fertilizer run off .
Just sayin' since the stuff don't magically appear on the shelves of the supermarket. And what about all the chicken food for the back yard chickens, damn things need chow, they don't just cackle out eggs on oxygen alone.
Then there's the whole going carless thing, many folks still live in rural America where you have to drive to work , store or damn near everything, or are we all supposed to just crowd into the cities and live on top of each other....but then where would we have room for the back yard chickens.

My contempt for their moral preening is almost as strong as my contempt for their intellectual tunnel vision.