Top US Commander in Afghanistan keeps getting beaten by ‘xxTAliBan_br0_69’ in Call of Duty

They stole my name after I became such an epic MMOS legend. I wanted my user name to have Tally-ho but they found it to be offensive so I had to change it something that was not Banned thus TaliBan

Not that anyone asked but I gained my legendary status playing Zork, Call of Duty is just a logical progression of that game.