Trump joked about dating kid, five women claim he groped them

In the days before the election, Trump will be alleged to have conducted a devil worship, child molesting ritual in Trump Towers catered by assorted convicted killers, white slavers, mafia bosses, cartel dons, and Russian gangsters. A platoon of 74 yr old women will be marched down 5th avenue carrying signs that DT molested them, grabbed their privates, and fondled them before they had graduated the 8th grade 60 yrs ago. The press will be lined up snapping pictures and taking statements. In the meantime BC will be sifting through old photographs of his conquests, buying Cuban cigars, and tweeting old contacts from the basement of Hillary's house, where he is currently relegated.