Veteran Decides To Start Running Again, Next Thursday Morning

I've made the same decision several times

After they finish beating the noobs on COD.

This may be fake news but this guy sounds a lot like me.
I'm not 275 lbs but I was 250 lbs at my heaviest and I did serve in the 82nd.
Sadly my fastest run time time was in 13:50s
I started running last month after 10+ years of being sedentary.
I'm currently using the fitness apps: 5K Runner, PRT and Seven.
My current weight is 216 lbs and I also live in Portland, Oregon!