Posted on Sep 21, 2016
Would you risk Botox for your BALLS? Number of men wanting the bizarre op doubles in a year
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OPINION: I am ineligible for this procedure as Botox is neutralized in the presence of non-ferrous metals. But you RP members with stainless steel orbs are good to go! Who's up for this? Will this adversely change the tonal qualities of your clanking down the street?
Would you risk Botox for your BALLS? Number of men wanting the bizarre op doubles in a year
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Posted 8 y ago
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That is too funny. Do people really worry about wrinkles in a scrotum? REALLY?
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CPO Andy Carrillo, MS
LTC (Join to see) chaa? Yes, this is big business apparently! I guess it beats having the wrinkles ironed out or steam pressed every week (not that I would know, ok?). There's a lot of anxiety out there what with college 'safe zones' and stuff. I bet the military and VA will be paying for this procedure soon enough. Late night infomercials probably enroute...
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CPO Andy Carrillo, MS - Let's start scripting the infomercial...
Screen shot: saggy wrinkled scrotum
Announcer: Gentlemen are you ashamed of the wrinkles in your ballsak? You dont have to be. I know you tried the old hot iron and starch home treatment method and the wrinkles reappear before you put the iron away. Now with the new Scrotox treatment, you can have a smooth visually appealing ballsak in a matter of minuets...
Screen shot: saggy wrinkled scrotum
Announcer: Gentlemen are you ashamed of the wrinkles in your ballsak? You dont have to be. I know you tried the old hot iron and starch home treatment method and the wrinkles reappear before you put the iron away. Now with the new Scrotox treatment, you can have a smooth visually appealing ballsak in a matter of minuets...
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I think you'd have to be pretty ballsy to get this done. I'm just not that nuts about this procedure. I don't think I would want to let them swing in the wind and let a dr play darts with the jewels.
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LTC Marc King
Thanks Chief! Guess we could also give a round of "do you balls hang low, do they wobble to a fro... can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow..." After all is does impart relaxation. The world is coming unglued and this is what they worry about! "Cry havoc and lose the dogs of war"!
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CPO Andy Carrillo, MS
LTC Marc King - hey, when all is said and done, isn't it always about getting 'the boys' home in one piece? As the world goes to hell in a greased handbasket, hold onto 'em tightly...
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