The worst is usually "hey I know John Smith". He's stationed in Texas do you know him. Ugh. 

A few days ago Aaron's Rent A Center calls my unit asking to speak to me, so I reluctantly answer.<div>You have a Hughes in your unit?&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Yes ma'am i do!&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Well we would like to report a warrant will be issued for his arrest for theft.&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Theft?&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Yes theft!&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>What did he steal?&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Well he didn't steal anything he just failed to pay!&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Okay so, how is this theft if returns what he rented?&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Well we don't want it back.....<div><br></div><div>Gets even better, okay ma'am what's his first name?&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Joe.&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Okay let me call you back once I talk to his supervisor. I call his supervisor, nope no Joe Hughes and the Hughes in my unit has never been to RAC before. So, I call back ma'am you have the wrong unit and soldier.&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Okay would you mind looking him up?&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Um ma'am this is Fort Hood, Texas home to oh 47,000 soldiers.&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>So should I call you back in a few moments to find him 1SG?&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Click!!!</div></div>

"What's the Coast Guard? Is that like the&nbsp;military?"