Farty passenger forces flight to make emergency landing

LT Brad McInnis I'll Have You Know CHENG I wasn't on that Flight and I haven't had Beer and Garlic Hummus in Months.

I knew some helicopter crew members that made it some form of contest or rite of passage.....

Is there no one left that understands subtly when it comes to flatulence? Get up, walk to the head, passing gas as you wander through coach.