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Humor
Posted on May 5, 2016
What's your best joke about another branch?
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No one but ones that serve understand why we bash other branches... What's the best thing you have?
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There are only two Services. The Army and the Navy. The Air Force is a Corporation and the Marines are a Cult.
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SGT John Fielden
Although I retired Army, I jumped ship from the Navy. When people ask me, "What branch were you in?" I respond, "Both of them."
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A Marine and an Airmen out clubbing together, take a pee break. When they are done the Airman washes his hands before leaving the restroom. The Marine just goes to their table. When the Airman gets to the table he says "In the Air Force they teach us to wash our hands after we pee." The Marine responds "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on our fingers."
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Maj John Bell
SGT Charles Tittl - Never run when you can walk. Never walk when you can stand. Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can ride. - Old infantry maxim.
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MCPO Roger Collins
A Marine walked into the head (latrine) and saw a sailor standing in front of the urinal with both hands in the upright position. The Marine says can I help? The sailor says I appreciate that. The helpful Marine asks how he injured himself, the response was nothing is wrong, I just didn’t want to touch the dirty thing. That was just before the fight.
A sailor comes running up to the Corpsman with his love handle out, calling Doc, Doc. The Doc took it in hand, checked it out, and said, I don’t see anything wrong. In return, the sailor says, I know, but isn’t it a beauty?
A sailor comes running up to the Corpsman with his love handle out, calling Doc, Doc. The Doc took it in hand, checked it out, and said, I don’t see anything wrong. In return, the sailor says, I know, but isn’t it a beauty?
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MAJ Gerald Hansen
A friend of mine, a National Guard officer was ask in an FAOBC class by a West Point officer how many National Guardsmen it takes to change a light bulb. A Marine officer replied none they’re not afraid of the dark.
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