Out of curiosity, anyone want to confess they’re a foreign agent or ISIS operative?

Seriously.

Sounds flippant, I know, but I’m curious if anyone has the guts to honestly admit it. I don't expect it, but who knows, right?

It’s a forgone conclusion that our battlefield and geopolitical adversaries are active on social media. We might not see it, but we are vaguely aware you're here. Besides, it never hurts to ask.

I know sites like this try to vet its members, but an American military/veteran social media platform would be just too juicy a target for our adversaries to ignore; vetting or no. There’s simply no way you’re not here, monitoring and/or active on the site.

(This would be a good time to remind everyone about the importance of OPSEC on social media. Carry on.)

So, my challenge to you: If you’re really a foreign agent, ISIS, Al-Qaeda, Al-Shabaab, or represent any other a-hole group, go ahead, tell us. Stand and be recognized. Totally blow our minds that you were really a secret agent of a foreign adversary all along! It’s okay, you can just come back under a new pseudonym (as if you wouldn’t anyway). To be fair, you'll lose any RP points accumulated thus far, but I'm sure it'd be worth it.