Posted on Sep 5, 2018
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Edit 3: Note that this is from 2018 so there's no need to comment. Her mom gave her some different ones that my brother probably got a hold of. I can't remember what but she definitely learned her lesson on criticizing home cooked meals. Also - my brother and her mom (was then his fiancee) broke up a year ago.

Edit - she's 14. So she knows better and shouldn't be so ungrateful.

Edit 2 - Tonight is the last night it seems.

Apparently, my brother's stepdaughter felt the need to criticize his cooking the other night. (My brother is actually a pretty good cook. I would hire him as a personal chef if I won the lottery). So as punishment they have decided to make her eat MREs for dinner for a week. Last night they started with the pork rib (something pork that's horrible). My SIL recorded it and it was hilarious. She took one bite and nearly puked.

So I thought I'd get suggestions on other ones that are horrible and awful so she can realize how lucky she is that she has a parent who can cook a variety of meals. Or lucky that she even has food period.
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Sgt Jim Recchia
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The dehydrated pork and beef patties from the mid 80's were the worst. They were like hockey pucks.
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SGT Mike Soter
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And you could soak them in hot water for a week, and still the edges would be “crunchy”
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1SG Bill Farmerie
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i liked to put them in raman, they were tolerable then
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MSG Mechanic 2nd
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i can agree with that, use to use them to treat the trotts out in the field along with the cheese spead
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MSG Intermediate Care Technician
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Frankfurters Beef. Nothing.....and I mean NOTHING helped that MRE except fire
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SSgt CASS Test Station IMA Advanced Maintenance Technician, IMA
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4 fingers of death
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SSG Timothy Stevenson
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Amen brother I ate the beans before a flight and was praying for death.
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Hands down, veggie omelet
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SSG Timothy Stevenson
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Kill that shit with fire!
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