Airborne lingo: what is your favorite?

Probably my favorite saying, but the one that I hope I never encounter.

Our, just remember your chute was made by the lowest bidder! Lol

I’ve only seen one white chute pop and that was an accident. 46 rear entry obviously The guys who’s reserve deployed said the static line from the guy in front of him hit his reserve handle deploying it instantly. He’s lucky everything didn’t get all tangled up in a ball. All safe.

Brown? Really?

Happened on my 3D jump at Benning, another Marine undercut me, or perhaps the jump master made a mistake. But as we were about to collide I lifted my legs and bounced otwo or three times off the top of his canopy like it was a water bed. I didn't think to check my air, but obviously it was ok.

After my 5th jump, I was on the ground, and two guys stole each other's air and both cigarette rolled and they fell. A few hundred feet off the deck they separated enough to catch air, but after the fact neither realized how close they were to getting killed. They never knew their chute had rolled.

"Interlocking slide fastener"