Posted on Sep 30, 2015
SN Greg Wright
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Ask any Sailor: ships are living, breathing entities. They have moods, and idiosyncrasies just like humans do. They have good habits and bad ones (yes, literally, for example, THIS ship's turn radius is slightly more than her sister's because her rudder is slightly looser, etc). They talk to you. For the first hour on board, the background whine of gas turbines will annoy you. From that point on, you will notice instantly when it changes, or stops, and over time, you will come to instantly know the reason why: course change? Power up/down? Something is wrong? She will tell you how fast she's going by how much she's grumbling. She will gurgle at you from THIS pipe junction at THIS time, every day, like clockwork. She will whisper quietly to you with the hiss of the passage of her hull through the water (yes, you can hear that when it's quiet), while at the same time treating you to a light show as she passes through phosphorescence. She will whine and moan and grumble and toss and turn. You just have to learn her language. When she's unhappy, she will blare alarms at you. She will enfold you in comfort when it's time to sleep, gently swaying and easing your trip to never-never land.

Most importantly, when it's time, she will FIGHT for you. Maybe even die for you, or with you. And she will be a raging, powerful, roaring bitch in that moment, and you can be sure that she will not be the only one dying that day.

I've never met a Sailor that didn't love his / her ship. Sometimes they'll exasperate you, but there's a continuity, a -connection- with every Sailor that's ever set foot on her. A very real sense of responsibility to continue her legacy, add to it, be part of it, best as you may. It's an exclusive community that even other Sailors from other ships don't get to join, particular to each ship, unless they come and serve on yours, too. There's a reason Sailors always talk fondly of their ships -- and never their shore stations. Why at every single decommissioning a whole community of Sailors, SM's and Vets alike, are saddened.

So that's my question: Army, Air Force? Do you have a similar situation with anything? As for Marines...I wouldn't be surprised if you feel the same as Sailors, if you've embarked, but feel free to answer, as well.
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SFC Michael Hasbun
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The woobie.... Everyone loves their woobie...
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SGT William Howell
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LTC Paul Labrador I had an old MSG that used to say, "Beds make a man soft!"
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PO1 Utilitiesman
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LTC Paul Labrador - I prefer sleeping in a hole I dug, because I made it for ME. Plus, after the time and effort, why shouldn't I love sleeping in it?
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SSG Steven Mangus
SSG Steven Mangus
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My first OH-58D, 9500004, I hugged her every day and took care of her like my own family..she had her own attitude and quirks, yet she cranked every time and flew every mission she was required to. I left her in 2000 and eventually PCS'd to Bragg 8 years later and I happened to go down to the reset hangar to see a friend of mine and found out she was there. It was like seeing and old friend..now since the KW has since been retired from the Army she is sitting in New Mexico wrapped with an uncertain future. Shitty retirement for some many years of dedicated service. Her name "Ride the lightning."
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MAJ Ken Landgren
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Yes we named our tanks, mine was named Diplomacy Failed.
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SGT Jeremiah B.
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Bandit and Black Sheep were mine.
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MAJ Ken Landgren
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SPC M F
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We named our M60A1 the Honey Badger, way before being a Honey Badger was cool.
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LTC Bink Romanick
LTC Bink Romanick
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MAJ Ken Landgren I've seen pics of your tank! Mine was "Horse with no name"
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SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL
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SN Greg Wright absolutely as a former Drill Sergeant in the United States Army. I love my M2 .50 Cal Machine Gun.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Browning
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SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL
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PO2 Ron Burling
PO2 Ron Burling
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Everybody loves "Ma Deuce"! Turning our countries enemies to red jelly since your great grand daddy's time!
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LTC Paul Labrador
LTC Paul Labrador
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Take care of Ma and she will take care of you....
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