Posted on May 26, 2021
Ilhan Omar: 'Antisemitism Wouldn't Be A Problem If We Got Rid Of All The Jews'
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“It recently struck me that the common thread among all of these heinous instances of antisemitism is that they are directed towards Jews,” Omar noted at a press conference. “If we can get rid of all the Jews, we can get rid of antisemitism once and for all!”
Omar said her plan doesn't advocate for violence against people of Jewish descent. Instead, she said her plan would be to round up the remaining Jews and move them out of places like Israel and the United States so they will be free from the threat of antisemitic attacks.
“I figure we can just let them wander around the desert somewhere where nobody can bother them,” Omar said. “As long as they’re not in the Middle East, Europe, Africa, Asia, or the Americas, they should be fine. I hear Antarctica is nice this time of year!”
Several other progressive members of Congress have started adapting Omar’s plans to tackle other challenges. Nancy Pelosi has proposed getting rid of Republicans to prevent another attack on the Capitol building, and Bernie Sanders is advocating for getting rid of poor people in order to eliminate poverty.
Omar said her plan doesn't advocate for violence against people of Jewish descent. Instead, she said her plan would be to round up the remaining Jews and move them out of places like Israel and the United States so they will be free from the threat of antisemitic attacks.
“I figure we can just let them wander around the desert somewhere where nobody can bother them,” Omar said. “As long as they’re not in the Middle East, Europe, Africa, Asia, or the Americas, they should be fine. I hear Antarctica is nice this time of year!”
Several other progressive members of Congress have started adapting Omar’s plans to tackle other challenges. Nancy Pelosi has proposed getting rid of Republicans to prevent another attack on the Capitol building, and Bernie Sanders is advocating for getting rid of poor people in order to eliminate poverty.
Ilhan Omar: 'Antisemitism Wouldn't Be A Problem If We Got Rid Of All The Jews'
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Posted 3 y ago
Brilliant idea, Ilan. Too bad a guy named Adolf beat you to it back in the 1930s.
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Posted 3 y ago
Or get rid of all the Muslims for the same reason too Lt Col Charlie Brown , cousins at each other's throats for centuries.
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GySgt Thomas Vick
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Send this idiot back to her homeland to purge her message and see what happens.
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