He looks like he was inspired by a South American General from someplace like Paraguay.

What ribbon is this idiot not wearing

Along with a Navy Seal Trident He is wearing a Navy Bomb disposal Badge and an Army Halo High Altitude Parachutist

i would like to see who is standing next to him

SN Robert Henshaw - That would be a Green and white one and a yellow and red one(color of the S. Vietnamese flag).

P.S. If anyone is wondering why I'm here...it's to honor my brother who fought with the 9th Infantry Division, 3/60th from 67-68. He was wounded: PH, CIB and his unit won the Presidential Unit Citation. Also my father was a combat vet with the 45th at Anzio Italy, also wounded/PH, BS and Presidential Unit Citation and a POW. My gr-uncle was a Lt. Col and Defender at Bataan...POW and died on the Oryoku Maru. I want to honor their memory and all veterans who served.

Cpl William Tilton - Do we charge them for it also?

My favorite

Jesus tap-dancing Christ! I remember that video!

"I'm doing X-Mas with my Command Sergeant Major!"

Major Dirtbag

http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-pa-fake-army-ranger-impersonated-cop-in-2 [login to see] 3-story.html

StAfF sArNt is how he answered the phone