Posted on Jan 27, 2015
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Bonus Points if they are about Engineers.

I will be participating in my BN's Sapper Blast (Think Prop Blast/Spur Ride for engineers). 3 jokes are required. Lets hear some good ones!
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Cpl Anthony Pearson
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A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters".

The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out: "One Marine is better than one hundred Isis "S.O.B.s".

Furious, the Isis commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The voice calls out again: "One Marine is better than a thousand Isis fighters."

The enraged Isis commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought .... Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Isis fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men... it's a trap. There's two of them."
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That is a classic. Of course I have heard it with various combatants, but always a Marine and the same punch-line.
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Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS
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What's more dangerous than a LT with a map? A Capt with a Plan.

What's more dangerous than a Capt with a Plan? A Maj with a Pen.
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MSgt Michael Durkee
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How do you drive an engineer completely insane?

Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map
the wrong way.
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