Always, always, always Turk the bastey.

My wife was really excited. She had been on a local site and was that The Stilt House had an excellent, complete Thanksgiving dinner. She went there and bought it. I came home from work and noticed a good smell of food. It seems she went to pick up the dinner only to find out she had to cook the turkey herself. It was in the oven. Not what she expected but we'll eat it with gratitude nonetheless

Thought I was going to get out of it this year then the butcher found a 10 pound turkey.