Posted on May 26, 2015
Can you top this? Colorado man brings stuffed owl to court as defense counsel
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"He's a very sensitive guy, has law degrees from Yale, Harvard and Stanford," Abbott said. "I think he'll be able to represent me before a public defender comes online."
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Wife stabs husband with ceramic squirrel.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-stabbed-ceramic-squirrel-failing-buy-beer-article-1.1560341
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-stabbed-ceramic-squirrel-failing-buy-beer-article-1.1560341
Man stabbed with ceramic squirrel for failing to buy beer
South Carolina authorities say a 44-year-old woman angry at a man for returning home without beer on Christmas beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.
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SPC Jan Allbright, M.Sc., R.S.
Two of my neighbors fight constantly, or so it seems. One day he comes out complaining about a headache and the new divot in his skull. His wife comes out and relates the whole story. He was complaining about how bad last nights dinner tasted and I wanted to let him know that I was unhappy with his comments. Her words were "I wanted to throw something at him, but the only thing I had was my fork and I didn't want to hurt him; So I walked around the table and stuck him in the head." I laughed long and hard over that one.
I guess you can even teach civilians that you don't want to piss off the cook.
Two of my neighbors fight constantly, or so it seems. One day he comes out complaining about a headache and the new divot in his skull. His wife comes out and relates the whole story. He was complaining about how bad last nights dinner tasted and I wanted to let him know that I was unhappy with his comments. Her words were "I wanted to throw something at him, but the only thing I had was my fork and I didn't want to hurt him; So I walked around the table and stuck him in the head." I laughed long and hard over that one.
I guess you can even teach civilians that you don't want to piss off the cook.
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