A funny MP Story:

1SG David Niles — Sat, 07 Jun 2014 20:11:21 -0400

I was at Ft. Myer, Va running Safety Radar, you know, when you have that big bulletin showing your current speed with the sign saying buckle up, I was about two buildings down from post HQ and about a block from the Officers Club. Three Lieutenants started running towards me, I say to my self, What is going on here, when they get up to me they ask in unison, hey why did we not register, I had to inform the good officers after my salute, "Because you did not have enough Brass!". LOL

Response by Col Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 7 at 2014 8:27 PM

Col Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 07 Jun 2014 20:27:27 -0400

Good one 1SG, thanks for sharing! lol

Response by CPT Brandon Christensen made Jun 9 at 2014 12:24 PM

CPT Brandon Christensen — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 12:24:16 -0400

haha. Can always go for a good LT joke on a Monday morning

Response by Sgt David G Duchesneau made Mar 13 at 2015 8:40 PM

Sgt David G Duchesneau — Fri, 13 Mar 2015 20:40:21 -0400

I was not an MP but I was a Trooper for 20 years. Here's a few of the things that I've heard and said over that time:

"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They're stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Yes Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I really don't think that it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor."

"Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

" The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"Oh, they did away with the quotas, we can now write as many tickets we want."

"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat junk food, cotton candy and step in horse shit."

"In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

Response by Sgt Garret Hawkey made Mar 13 at 2015 9:41 PM

Sgt Garret Hawkey — Fri, 13 Mar 2015 21:41:30 -0400

Response by Sgt Billy Nitsch made Mar 25 at 2015 7:11 PM

Sgt Billy Nitsch — Wed, 25 Mar 2015 19:11:41 -0400

Some good ones in there. I had a friend in Texas who was a police officer and he always shaved his head. He pulled this lady over once and she told him if he gave her warning shed give him a free cut for the rest of the year. That's when he took off his cover and still wrote her a ticket.