Best caption wins by votes..

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Response by PO2 Gerry Roberson made Dec 28 at 2014 12:21 AM

2014-12-28T00:21:12-05:00

DAMN! I left my Aleve pills back in the hootch! S***!

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 12:28 AM

2014-12-28T00:28:02-05:00

"Anyone see where 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division is.? I'm here to test for the EIB"

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 12:29 AM

2014-12-28T00:29:21-05:00

"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 12:36 AM

2014-12-28T00:36:17-05:00

"I can't believe I left Carl at the FOB, damn you Carl!"

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 12:41 AM

2014-12-28T00:41:49-05:00

"I wonder how many notifications I have on RallyPoint...."

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 12:43 AM

2014-12-28T00:43:41-05:00

"I'm drinking light beer for the rest of my carreer!"

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 1:28 AM

2014-12-28T01:28:53-05:00

FML....!

Response by CWO2 Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 1:30 AM

2014-12-28T01:30:28-05:00

Darn kitchen sink moved...now if I shift the bag this way it might just....

Response by Maj Joseph Greenawalt made Dec 28 at 2014 2:01 AM

2014-12-28T02:01:45-05:00

Damn, it's hot!

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 2:10 AM

2014-12-28T02:10:27-05:00

"Only 3 more miles of this and then we get to do PT."

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Dec 28 at 2014 2:21 AM

2014-12-28T02:21:59-05:00

Does this base plate make me look fat?

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 2:39 AM

2014-12-28T02:39:09-05:00

My walking stick has room for some MOLLE pouches...

Response by CMC Robert Young made Dec 28 at 2014 2:41 AM

2014-12-28T02:41:25-05:00

I knew I should have joined the Coast Guard....

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 2:51 AM

2014-12-28T02:51:39-05:00

Damn these NVGs are heavy

Response by SSG (ret) William Martin made Dec 28 at 2014 2:54 AM

2014-12-28T02:54:26-05:00

FOOT PATROLS

ARMY'S VERSION OF GOING GREEN

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 2:57 AM

2014-12-28T02:57:55-05:00

I wonder if RallyPoint gives any points for this?

Response by SGT Edward Valiket made Dec 28 at 2014 3:05 AM

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He's not heavy,hes my brother

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 3:09 AM

2014-12-28T03:09:04-05:00

"Why did I let 1SG talk me out of switching to mechanized when I re-upped, Damn 1SG!"

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 3:27 AM

2014-12-28T03:27:03-05:00

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do,... one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you...

Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Dec 28 at 2014 3:36 AM

2014-12-28T03:36:23-05:00

Hey, guys? Little help, here? I lost a contact!

Uh... guys?

Response by TSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 4:22 AM

2014-12-28T04:22:14-05:00

NEVER LET THE LT WRITE THE PACKING LIST!

Response by CW5 Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 7:23 AM

2014-12-28T07:23:21-05:00

"Takin' a break here, boss."

Response by SSG Keven Lahde made Dec 28 at 2014 7:46 AM

2014-12-28T07:46:21-05:00

"I get ICECREAM when I finish??"

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 8:06 AM

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SWEET!!! A LUCKY PENNY!

Response by COL Vincent Stoneking made Dec 28 at 2014 10:40 AM

2014-12-28T10:40:13-05:00

Screw Carmen San Diego.

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 10:38 AM

2014-12-28T10:38:34-05:00

Only... 100 feet... to the... chinook...

Response by SFC(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 1:18 PM

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Join the infantry they said! It will be fun they said!

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 1:50 PM

2014-12-28T13:50:03-05:00

I here for the SGM detail

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 1:54 PM

2014-12-28T13:54:40-05:00

I knew I should have took leave!!!

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 7:25 PM

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....cover me while I move!!!!

Response by PO2 Corey Ferretti made Dec 28 at 2014 7:33 PM

2014-12-28T19:33:37-05:00

They said join the Army it Wil be fun they said. You'll see the world they said. You will get to travel the world they said. I should of done my summer abroad.

Response by CPL Rick Stasny made Dec 28 at 2014 7:43 PM

2014-12-28T19:43:07-05:00

So, I'm sitting at the recruiter's watching this video. Next thing you know.........

Response by SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 8:02 PM

2014-12-28T20:02:05-05:00

Did I button my fly?

Response by SSG Jeffrey Spencer made Dec 29 at 2014 1:56 AM

2014-12-29T01:56:15-05:00

The service put some weight on me.

Response by SSG Tim Everett made Dec 29 at 2014 5:05 AM

2014-12-29T05:05:26-05:00

My original response was already posted by someone else, so...

"...time to make the donuts..."

Response by Sgt Robert Kelly made Dec 29 at 2014 6:55 AM

2014-12-29T06:55:14-05:00

Every one stop I dropped my contact.

Response by CMSgt James Nolan made Dec 29 at 2014 8:04 AM

2014-12-29T08:04:54-05:00

Damn it. I knew that Jaeger Bombs was a bad idea.

Response by SGT Robert Cole made Dec 29 at 2014 11:31 AM

2014-12-29T11:31:46-05:00

Damn, my boot came untied!

Response by CMC Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 29 at 2014 11:58 AM

2014-12-29T11:58:28-05:00

Now I know what they meant by, "An Army of One!"

Response by SSG Timothy McCoy made Dec 29 at 2014 12:27 PM

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Damn it. I forgot to feed the Company's mascot.

Response by SSG Timothy McCoy made Dec 29 at 2014 12:29 PM

2014-12-29T12:29:19-05:00

Damn it. I need ANOTHER beer.

Response by SSG Timothy McCoy made Dec 29 at 2014 12:36 PM

2014-12-29T12:36:00-05:00

Anybody got any Ranger Candy? 800 mg Motrin, please

Response by SSG Keven Lahde made Dec 29 at 2014 1:30 PM

2014-12-29T13:30:46-05:00

Damn this tough mudder challenge.

Response by SSG(P) Matthew Bisbee made Dec 29 at 2014 2:57 PM

2014-12-29T14:57:03-05:00

Go go gadget legs!

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 29 at 2014 5:03 PM

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Is that blood or sweat making my boots wet?

Response by SMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 29 at 2014 6:06 PM

2014-12-29T18:06:44-05:00

WTF.COM! Join the Army they said! It will be fun they said!!

Response by 1SG Frank Boynton made Dec 29 at 2014 6:53 PM

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If you stick a broom up my ass, I'll sweep the roadway too.

Response by Capt Gregory Prickett made Dec 29 at 2014 6:57 PM

2014-12-29T18:57:44-05:00

Whatcha mean that the LT made a wrong turn?

Response by LTC Stephen C. made Dec 29 at 2014 10:52 PM

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SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member: And I wanted to be 11 Charlie!

Response by SSG Richard Reilly made Dec 30 at 2014 10:17 AM

2014-12-30T10:17:03-05:00

"One weekend a month.....This isn't worth community college"

Response by 1SG Tommy Hackney made Dec 30 at 2014 11:24 AM

2014-12-30T11:24:46-05:00

Dang it will someone please take the compass away from the lieutenant so we can stop walking in circles!

Response by MSG Tim Donahue, M.Ed. made Dec 30 at 2014 11:52 AM

2014-12-30T11:52:54-05:00

Dear Lord - let this be the last mile!

Response by 1SG Jeff Norment made Dec 30 at 2014 11:55 AM

2014-12-30T11:55:49-05:00

Anybody seen my stapler!!

Response by COL Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2014 12:09 PM

2014-12-30T12:09:18-05:00

Since no one just walks into Mordor...the Frog King rides on the back of an 11C. (seriously....look at that thing...That's some kind of freakish muppet he's carrying around)

Response by SSG Richard Reilly made Dec 30 at 2014 12:40 PM

2014-12-30T12:40:05-05:00

Guess what day it is!!! HUMPDAY!!

Response by SGT Matthew Robinson made Dec 30 at 2014 12:55 PM

2014-12-30T12:55:08-05:00

Almost there!

Response by 1SG Harold Piet made Dec 30 at 2014 12:58 PM

2014-12-30T12:58:54-05:00

12B for sure

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2014 1:06 PM

2014-12-30T13:06:16-05:00

Aaah, this walking stick feels so good!

Response by MAJ Jessie Taylor made Dec 30 at 2014 1:21 PM

2014-12-30T13:21:42-05:00

'MEDIC'

Response by MAJ Jessie Taylor made Dec 30 at 2014 1:24 PM

2014-12-30T13:24:17-05:00

'Medic!!!'

Response by SFC John La Voie made Dec 30 at 2014 2:23 PM

2014-12-30T14:23:10-05:00

I'm sure 13 times will be lucky for you LT.

Response by MSG Stephen Thomas made Dec 30 at 2014 2:41 PM

2014-12-30T14:41:11-05:00

HEY MICKEY!! GUESS What day is it????...IT IS HUMP DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Response by MSG Stephen Thomas made Dec 30 at 2014 2:42 PM

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HEY MIKEY!!! GUESS Whaaat Day is it??????? IT IS HUMP DAY!!!!!!!

Response by CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2014 3:21 PM

2014-12-30T15:21:37-05:00

Join the Army they said... See the world they said... why oh why didn't I join the Air Force?

Response by SSG Christopher Parrish made Dec 30 at 2014 3:20 PM

2014-12-30T15:20:58-05:00

So this is what they meant when they said to not volunteer for 1SG's special detail.

Response by SSG Christopher Parrish made Dec 30 at 2014 3:25 PM

2014-12-30T15:25:30-05:00

So there's that 1 rock I forgot to paint.

Response by 1SG Cameron M. Wesson made Dec 30 at 2014 3:35 PM

2014-12-30T15:35:19-05:00

This base plate is kicking my butt.... But at least I don't have the tube! :-D

or
He said, "motarmen are the smart grunts". I don't feel real smart right now!!!!

Response by SPC David S. made Dec 30 at 2014 4:59 PM

2014-12-30T16:59:48-05:00

Ohhh Now I get it, "Welcome to the suck"

Response by SPC David S. made Dec 30 at 2014 5:05 PM

2014-12-30T17:05:36-05:00

Me flash banging LT in the latrine 0 - LT not having a sense of humor 1

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2014 7:31 PM

2014-12-30T19:31:31-05:00

I can't un-see a regal amphibian in full-battle-rattle, staring off into the distance, like a 2nd LT, preparing his platoon for an assault...in the wrong direction.
This is like a military Rorschach test.

Response by SSG (ret) William Martin made Dec 30 at 2014 7:39 PM

2014-12-30T19:39:57-05:00

He looks like he has a gigantic frog on his shoulders.

Response by CSM Richard Montcalm made Dec 30 at 2014 7:56 PM

2014-12-30T19:56:48-05:00

But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint"

Response by CSM Richard Montcalm made Dec 30 at 2014 8:20 PM

2014-12-30T20:20:09-05:00

Ladies, are you SURE you want to be Combat Arms???

Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2014 8:31 PM

2014-12-30T20:31:33-05:00

Please let that be just a fart crawling down my leg.......Oh DAMN! Where did I put that toilet paper?

Response by SFC David Pope, MBA made Dec 30 at 2014 9:19 PM

2014-12-30T21:19:54-05:00

Look, a shiny object. Hey LT, I found your grenade pin!

Response by MSG Brad Sand made Dec 30 at 2014 11:41 PM

2014-12-30T23:41:28-05:00

A little bit further and I'll still be able to kiss my own...

Response by MSG Brad Sand made Dec 30 at 2014 11:40 PM

2014-12-30T23:40:25-05:00

I can see my shadow!

Response by SGM Mikel Dawson made Dec 31 at 2014 1:00 AM

2014-12-31T01:00:27-05:00

One of my ground pounder's is flat!

Response by SPC Boyd McFail made Dec 31 at 2014 1:23 AM

2014-12-31T01:23:16-05:00

What do you mean? "We're in the wrong spot"?

Response by MSgt Rob Weston made Dec 31 at 2014 3:49 AM

2014-12-31T03:49:56-05:00

Damn it, I lost a contact!!!

Response by COL Roger Lintz made Dec 31 at 2014 7:43 AM

2014-12-31T07:43:23-05:00

Private Jed Clampett shortly before he ETS'd and..."loaded up the truck and...moved to Beverly....hills that is."

Response by PO3 Brendan "Smitty" Smith made Dec 31 at 2014 11:03 AM

2014-12-31T11:03:43-05:00

Adventure? Excitement? A Soldier craves not these things.

Response by CMDCM Gene Treants made Dec 31 at 2014 2:37 PM

2014-12-31T14:37:00-05:00

Anyone seen the person who left this stuff here?

Response by SGT Brian Watkins made Dec 31 at 2014 4:53 PM

2014-12-31T16:53:35-05:00

In Call of Duty I'm a level 10 prestige, this just sucks.

Response by SSgt Everett Jones made Dec 31 at 2014 6:10 PM

2014-12-31T18:10:07-05:00

Just glad it's not four-deuce

Response by COL Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 31 at 2014 6:19 PM

2014-12-31T18:19:25-05:00

Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the ranger objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor.

Response by SSG Michael Velez made Jan 24 at 2015 11:59 AM

2015-01-24T11:59:08-05:00

That moment you realize you forgot to load up on ammo...

Response by PFC Zanie Young made Jan 24 at 2015 12:07 PM

2015-01-24T12:07:54-05:00

I was supposed to keep my weapon downrange? How can I with all of this stuff on my back?

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 24 at 2015 12:23 PM

2015-01-24T12:23:58-05:00

What!?! We went to the wrong village again and have to turn around? Someone take the map away from the LT!

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 24 at 2015 12:30 PM

2015-01-24T12:30:18-05:00

ALICE (All-purpose, Light-weight, Individual, Carrying Equipment) ......MY ASS!

Response by SPC(P) Jay Heenan made Jan 24 at 2015 2:23 PM

2015-01-24T14:23:28-05:00

Wait, what? Back to the start point because I forgot to include all of my required packing list items? Top, I am only missing a pair of socks...

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Jan 24 at 2015 2:27 PM

2015-01-24T14:27:18-05:00

Private Snuffy lost all motivation to continue once he discovered that 1SG had stowed away in his ruck.

Response by SrA Marc Haynes made Jan 24 at 2015 2:40 PM

2015-01-24T14:40:59-05:00

Last time I bet when I'm drunk!
At least I didn't have to do it in my Ranger panties this time!

Response by SFC Jeff Gurchinoff made Jan 24 at 2015 2:51 PM

2015-01-24T14:51:02-05:00

Does this Ruck make my ass look big?

Response by SrA Marc Haynes made Jan 24 at 2015 2:54 PM

2015-01-24T14:54:43-05:00

I wonder if this is how SSG V. Michelle Woods & SFC Mark Merino got their start?
They're my heroes!

Response by 1LT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 24 at 2015 3:15 PM

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SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member. This is the US Army Mutant Ninja Turtle. Never rest this magic creature on its back.
Warmest Regards, Sandy

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Response by SSG Selwyn Bodley made Jan 24 at 2015 3:32 PM

2015-01-24T15:32:40-05:00

Army of one

Response by Cpl Jared Hege made Jan 24 at 2015 3:35 PM

2015-01-24T15:35:25-05:00

Ain't no use in looking back, cause Jodys got your Cadillac, ain't no use in looking down, Jodys got your girlfriend now!

Response by SPC Christopher McClaskey made Jan 24 at 2015 4:04 PM

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I showed my 4 year old boy and looks at me and says dad that ninja turtle is tried

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 24 at 2015 4:54 PM

2015-01-24T16:54:01-05:00

My boots aren't untied!

Response by SSG (ret) William Martin made Jan 24 at 2015 5:21 PM

2015-01-24T17:21:49-05:00

Gigantic frog says, "A little further Soldier, a little further to the mud hole".

Response by Sgt Branden W. made Jan 24 at 2015 6:37 PM

2015-01-24T18:37:34-05:00

Humping used to be fun in college.... Now........

Response by CPO Chris Zwolinski made Jan 24 at 2015 9:56 PM

2015-01-24T21:56:37-05:00

Adopt a highway, Afghan Style.

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 12:49 AM

2015-01-25T00:49:17-05:00

I should of went aviation. They have helicopters to haul this sh**!!

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 4:02 AM

2015-01-25T04:02:44-05:00

Take a knee and drink water!

Response by SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 9:20 AM

2015-01-25T09:20:21-05:00

Dang it I forgot my PT belt

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 2:36 PM

2015-01-25T14:36:36-05:00

shit, at least I don't have the tube too!!

Response by TSgt Joshua Copeland made Jan 25 at 2015 2:44 PM

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why...why didn't I join the Air Force...I could be drinking Monsters, watching HBO and playing C.O.D by now!

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 3:01 PM

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Dammit! I lost a contact lense... Gotta be here somewhere...

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 3:12 PM

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JM: "Listen up Airborne!!! You better double time off the drop zone!!" SM: "***FML***"

Response by CPO Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 3:29 PM

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All I know is if this crap don't float, it stays on the banks....... I AM OUTTA HERE !!!!!! right after I get outta this
-------------------------------------------------

This a good time for sky hook ? ... Tell them I am hauling "MAIL"

Response by CSM Richard Montcalm made Jan 25 at 2015 7:46 PM

2015-01-25T19:46:12-05:00

Lightweight gear? Surrrre....130 pounds of it...

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 8:50 PM

2015-01-25T20:50:04-05:00

Thank god for free healthcare. I'm sure that his spine will ajust on the next jump...lol

Response by GySgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 8:55 PM

2015-01-25T20:55:15-05:00

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!! :)

Response by LCpl Steve Wininger made Jan 25 at 2015 10:03 PM

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Iguana camouflage!!!

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 10:15 PM

2015-01-25T22:15:12-05:00

Medium weight mortar my a**!

Response by SSG Keven Lahde made Jan 25 at 2015 10:47 PM

2015-01-25T22:47:26-05:00

Damn looks like he has a giant frog. Call me crazy but that is what it looks like to me....lol.

Response by PO2 Eric Lozaga made Jan 25 at 2015 11:32 PM

2015-01-25T23:32:18-05:00

What was I thinking... no way I'm going for Special Forces now

Response by SrA Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 11:47 PM

2015-01-25T23:47:03-05:00

Milk was a bad choice.

Response by SPC Larry Buck made Jan 25 at 2015 11:49 PM

2015-01-25T23:49:12-05:00

Goddamn Gypsy's!! Get a camel!

Response by 1SG David Niles made Jan 25 at 2015 11:55 PM

2015-01-25T23:55:01-05:00

Give me a sec, I got this

Response by SrA Marc Haynes made Jan 26 at 2015 12:11 AM

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Well so much for me having kids EVER!

Response by SrA Marc Haynes made Jan 26 at 2015 12:15 AM

2015-01-26T00:15:42-05:00

I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER
I WANNA LIVE A LIFE OF DANGER!
My ass!

Response by MSG Robert Mills made Jan 26 at 2015 2:49 AM

2015-01-26T02:49:59-05:00

Fuck Really!!!!

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 8:49 AM

2015-01-26T08:49:04-05:00

Should have gone Aviation

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 11:47 AM

2015-01-26T11:47:58-05:00

Thank god we have a 4 day coming up!!

Response by SGT Marvin "Dave" Bigham made Jan 26 at 2015 1:39 PM

2015-01-26T13:39:16-05:00

??? Was that a SPIDER???!!!

Response by SPC Joshua H. made Jan 26 at 2015 3:05 PM

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This damn kitchen sink weighs a ton...but they said pack everything.

Response by SPC Larry Buck made Jan 26 at 2015 3:07 PM

2015-01-26T15:07:14-05:00

Damn, Blowed a hemi!!!

Response by CPT Zachary Brooks made Jan 26 at 2015 3:13 PM

2015-01-26T15:13:24-05:00

Shit, did I lose my firing pin?

Response by SPC Larry Buck made Jan 26 at 2015 3:21 PM

2015-01-26T15:21:05-05:00

Sarge!!! Shin splints.. Owie owie!!!

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Jan 26 at 2015 3:21 PM

2015-01-26T15:21:53-05:00

Has anyone seen my "O-ring"?? I think it just blew out.

Response by SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 3:27 PM

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"3 MORE DAYS AND A WAKE UP!!!... WHAT?! THIS IS NOT BCT?! WHERE IS MY PRIVATE THEN?!""

Response by SSG Selwyn Bodley made Jan 26 at 2015 3:29 PM

2015-01-26T15:29:05-05:00

You don't see this on a recruiting poster!

Response by SSG Selwyn Bodley made Jan 26 at 2015 3:29 PM

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what they don't tell you

Response by SSG Robert Burns made Jan 26 at 2015 4:36 PM

2015-01-26T16:36:14-05:00

The real life affects of discussion forum "down votes." Choose wisely.

Response by SSG Warren Fugate made Jan 26 at 2015 5:06 PM

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So again, why am I carrying the LT stuff?

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 5:55 PM

2015-01-26T17:55:19-05:00

Now I know how the pack mule felt.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 6:22 PM

2015-01-26T18:22:04-05:00

EMBRACE THE SUCK!!!?? SCREW THAT! THE SUCK SUCKS!

Response by SPC Darin Taylor made Jan 26 at 2015 6:23 PM

2015-01-26T18:23:11-05:00

Stand Back, Lieutenant !!!, Fire out the hole !!!

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 6:23 PM

2015-01-26T18:23:56-05:00

2LT says: "What do you mean I need to salute the 1LT now!!!???"

Response by PO1 Chad Alcock made Jan 26 at 2015 7:27 PM

2015-01-26T19:27:57-05:00

No energy for words or thoughts, just huffin' and puffin'.

Response by SGT Michael Glenn made Jan 26 at 2015 8:23 PM

2015-01-26T20:23:15-05:00

What do you mean I went in a circle????

Response by Sgt Packy Flickinger made Jan 26 at 2015 10:29 PM

2015-01-26T22:29:07-05:00

Why didn't some one tell me one boot was longer than the other. Can't go to war like that.

Response by Sgt Packy Flickinger made Jan 26 at 2015 10:30 PM

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"Eff you Sgt Hulka". Yea, an 80's reference.

Response by Sgt Packy Flickinger made Jan 26 at 2015 10:32 PM

2015-01-26T22:32:17-05:00

Can some one tell me why we need to go to war with the agitator from the washing machine and why I have to carry it?!

Response by CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 5:49 AM

2015-01-27T05:49:42-05:00

"...Yachts and condos, they said... Chicks dig the uniform, they said... Grrr"

Response by CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 5:50 AM

2015-01-27T05:50:32-05:00

BACK BLAST AREA CLEAR!

Response by SPC Geoffrey Jenkins made Jan 27 at 2015 5:58 AM

2015-01-27T05:58:20-05:00

(Never felt better)(I need more of a challenge)!

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 11:51 AM

2015-01-27T11:51:22-05:00

SFAS Reference: What do you mean that water isn't included in the weight...? You mean my ruck has to weigh xxx lbs. without the water???

Response by CPT Chris Loomis made Jan 27 at 2015 12:35 PM

2015-01-27T12:35:54-05:00

"It's just around the bend..." My ass!!

Response by Cpl Rick West made Jan 27 at 2015 1:52 PM

2015-01-27T13:52:15-05:00

"Damn it LT. Get off my back !"

Response by SPC Larry Buck made Jan 27 at 2015 7:15 PM

2015-01-27T19:15:28-05:00

Finally figured out what happened to Webster!

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 7:15 PM

2015-01-27T19:15:48-05:00

everyone wants to be a grunt till its time to do grunt things..

Response by SPC Larry Buck made Jan 27 at 2015 7:18 PM

2015-01-27T19:18:37-05:00

Young Skywalker is having trouble lugging, Yoda around after all the weight he gained...

Response by SFC(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 10:17 PM

2015-01-27T22:17:42-05:00

I MISSED CUTOFF BY HOW MANY POINTS!?!?

Response by COL Roger Lintz made Feb 1 at 2015 11:59 AM

2015-02-01T11:59:31-05:00

Join the light Infantry they said, it'll be fun they said.

Response by CPL Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 1 at 2015 12:02 PM

2015-02-01T12:02:00-05:00

Where is the cloest McDonald's

Response by TSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 1 at 2015 11:45 PM

2015-02-01T23:45:40-05:00

Wake me up in 10...

Response by LCpl Dave Walter made Feb 2 at 2015 10:18 AM

2015-02-02T10:18:16-05:00

"Ok, guys will you all just hurry up? I can't wait around forever!"

Response by LCpl Dave Walter made Feb 2 at 2015 10:34 AM

2015-02-02T10:34:58-05:00

"Thanks, Lt. Anything else you want to add? I got room, I can still see my feet! " No sir, I LOVE THIS S#%T. Honest! "

Response by Pvt Richard Hy made Feb 5 at 2015 11:49 PM

2015-02-05T23:49:41-05:00

Operation Desert Toad

Response by CW2 Scott Quaife made Feb 6 at 2015 12:04 AM

2015-02-06T00:04:49-05:00

Look, there is an image of your girlfriend, where?

Response by Pvt Richard Hy made Feb 6 at 2015 12:05 AM

2015-02-06T00:05:27-05:00

And I have walked 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.... da da lunda... da da lunda... Oh who am I shitting!!!

Response by Pvt Richard Hy made Feb 6 at 2015 12:09 AM

2015-02-06T00:09:14-05:00

SHIT! I bet I left the garage door open!

Response by Pvt Richard Hy made Feb 6 at 2015 12:10 AM

2015-02-06T00:10:52-05:00

What do you mean the march is tomorrow ?!?!?!?

Response by CWO4 David Zimmerman made Feb 6 at 2015 9:01 AM

2015-02-06T09:01:48-05:00

" what do mean the chow hall is closed ".

Response by SFC(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 6 at 2015 9:37 PM

2015-02-06T21:37:07-05:00

That was my last oreo cookie!!!!!!!!

Response by 1LT Nick Kidwell made Mar 13 at 2015 4:29 PM

2015-03-13T16:29:11-04:00

"Ain't no use in lookin' down...no discharge papers on the ground..."

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 13 at 2015 11:42 PM

2015-03-13T23:42:14-04:00

"GD it Private Jones.....You forgot your PT Belt again?!?! You can't kill Taliban without a PT Belt. Go back and Get it!"

Response by LTC Stephen F. made May 1 at 2015 8:39 PM

2015-05-01T20:39:24-04:00

Frog Legs, ala carte. Get the pot boiling, I am bringing my own fixins

Response by PO1 Seth Crotser made May 1 at 2015 8:41 PM

2015-05-01T20:41:24-04:00

Milk was a bad choice!

Response by CPT Bruce Rodgers made May 1 at 2015 9:53 PM

2015-05-01T21:53:40-04:00

Soldier where is your PT belt?

Response by SPC Michael Frugoli made May 1 at 2015 9:56 PM

2015-05-01T21:56:25-04:00

ARE YOU GONNA DIE ON ME!!! DO YOU FEEL DIZZY? DO YOU FEEL FAINT?!! THE WAR WILL BE OVER BEFORE WE GET THERE PILE LETS MOVE!!

Response by SP5 Joel O'Brien made May 2 at 2015 8:26 AM

2015-05-02T08:26:02-04:00

Did I forget my socks?!

Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made May 2 at 2015 2:43 PM

2015-05-02T14:43:36-04:00

Now I know how those broken mules feel.

Response by LCDR Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 18 at 2015 11:52 AM

2015-08-18T11:52:50-04:00

Kirby what do you have in your pack? It's just a day hike.

Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Aug 18 at 2015 12:17 PM

2015-08-18T12:17:45-04:00

I am a broken camel.

Response by SFC Maury Gonzalez made Aug 18 at 2015 12:51 PM

2015-08-18T12:51:45-04:00

What do you mean, my shoe is untied ?

Response by SPC Boyd McFail made Aug 21 at 2015 1:53 AM

2015-08-21T01:53:58-04:00

Hey look I found a penny! THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY!!!

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 21 at 2015 2:09 AM

2015-08-21T02:09:54-04:00

Im lost, Im trying to find my chiropractors office!

Response by LTC Patrick Mahaffey made Aug 21 at 2015 2:30 AM

2015-08-21T02:30:34-04:00

Top!? Your only comment is my Boots are dirty

Response by SSG Audwin Scott made Nov 19 at 2015 11:31 AM

2015-11-19T11:31:05-05:00

They wonder why disability rates have gone up! This is just one example of why soldiers get out with jacked up knees and back problems.

Response by SPC Boyd McFail made Nov 26 at 2015 5:51 PM

2015-11-26T17:51:45-05:00

What do you mean "The fire mission is canceled?"

Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Nov 26 at 2015 6:01 PM

2015-11-26T18:01:14-05:00

My recruiter told me Infantry was the only MOS available and it would like hiking and camping.

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 29 at 2015 4:30 PM

2015-11-29T16:30:10-05:00

Actually, I empathize for the soldier. Though I have been F ing sarcastic at other post or pictures on Rally point, I feel sorry for him or her. It is hard job sometimes and we need to respect these soldiers not just on major holidays. Conway out!

Response by LTC Stephen F. made Nov 4 at 2016 1:08 PM

2016-11-04T13:08:25-04:00

Flies beware of my deadly sticky-tongue, just because I look like a toad doesn't not mean that I don't have lightning reflex's :-) SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member
Trolling for votes :-)

Response by SFC George Smith made Nov 4 at 2016 5:31 PM

2016-11-04T17:31:52-04:00

Damn... Sarge said we were going to a Little walk...

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made Nov 5 at 2016 1:26 AM

2016-11-05T01:26:12-04:00

WETSU

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 15 at 2018 10:53 AM

2018-06-15T10:53:45-04:00

“I just don’t get it. my 100m pace count is 103. I should have gone at least 8k by now. Someone lied to me somewhere...”

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 21 at 2018 12:46 PM

2018-09-21T12:46:03-04:00

Everyone wants to be Infantry, till it's time to do Infantry shit

Response by SFC Ronald Moore made Jan 25 at 2020 6:40 AM

2020-01-25T06:40:27-05:00

At least it's not my wife's purse.