If you are Airborne qualified and need a laugh

2015-01-16T00:12:34-05:00

If this don't make you laugh you don't know funny

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 16 at 2015 12:13 AM

2015-01-16T00:13:54-05:00

There are many who close their eyes during a jump.

Not sure I have known some one to wet their pants though.

Response by CW5 Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 16 at 2015 7:39 AM

2015-01-16T07:39:46-05:00

That's a good one, SSG John M.. I may have closed my eyes a time or two, especially early in my airborne career. I thought those counted as night jumps.

Actually, I was airborne for about three years, and I had only one night jump. I had dropped my ruck, and I was floating peacefully down (best part of the jump, the float), when I heard a slight thump or bump. I didn't think too much of that noise until I piled into the ground a second or two later! Then I realized that little bump I heard was my ruck hitting the DZ. That was a good lesson learned.

Response by A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney made Dec 7 at 2022 1:08 AM

2022-12-07T01:08:06-05:00

.
Although I'm NOT An Airborne,
And For This One, I Don't Need To Be

~~ THIS Is HILARIOUS ~~