New, Less Formal King Jim Bible Introduced

In King Jim, the most common gendered word is “dude,” and a number of the more complex names have been changed. For example, “Nebuchadnezzar” is now “the Nebster” and “Methuselah” is “Ole Methy.” And a number of commandments in the Bible have been made less harsh by adding in a “maybe, if you feel like it,” which Squishy said was “implied.”