Posted on Oct 13, 2021
Kids, Here Are 10 Signs Your Parents Might Be Domestic Terrorists
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Este es un chiste pero el sindcato de profesores izquierdistas escribieron a la Casa Blanca debido los Madres y Padres que no le gustaban las clases del Proyecto 1619 en las clases.
El Proyecto 1619 no es enseñado en Canada aunque Canada fue llamado Alta Canada en 1619.
This is a joke but the leftist teachers unions have asked the White House for help because parents don't like the 1619 project taught in class.
1619 project has not taught in Canada even though Canada was called Upper Canada back in 1619.
El Proyecto 1619 no es enseñado en Canada aunque Canada fue llamado Alta Canada en 1619.
This is a joke but the leftist teachers unions have asked the White House for help because parents don't like the 1619 project taught in class.
1619 project has not taught in Canada even though Canada was called Upper Canada back in 1619.
Kids, Here Are 10 Signs Your Parents Might Be Domestic Terrorists
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Mine are definitely!
1) They make you pray to Jesus instead of Dr. Fauci: This is a clear indication they are anti-science, since Fauci IS science, blessings be upon his name.
2) They ask what you learned in school today: Asking this question shows that your parents don't trust the education experts who are forming your entire worldview. Just answer "nothing" and then call the authorities immediately!
3) They say things like: "Let's threaten people and do violent domestic terrorism to them!": If they say this and they're not wearing a BLM t-shirt, it's a bad sign.
4) They require sunscreen when they go to the beach: This is clear evidence that your parents may be white. If they're white, they're automatically dangerous.
5) They take away the pornographic queer theory book you borrowed in the school library: If they give you a wholesome Tuttle Twins book instead, it's bad news.
6) They say racist dog whistles like "this school CRT curriculum seems pretty racist.": Absolutely disgusting.
7) You have never seen them dress in drag at a local library: And if they've never encouraged you or any of your siblings to change genders, chances are they are dangerous transphobes.
8) They don't have a verified blue check on Twitter: Gross. It probably means they work in unsophisticated jobs like plumbing or nursing which are hotbeds of violent domestic terror.
9) You can see their entire face when they talk: This means they aren't wearing a mask. They're basically murderers.
10) They voted for Trump: The FBI is watching you from outside your door right now. If your parents voted for Trump, blink twice. They'll take it from there.
Know the signs! And if you see something, say something!
1) They make you pray to Jesus instead of Dr. Fauci: This is a clear indication they are anti-science, since Fauci IS science, blessings be upon his name.
2) They ask what you learned in school today: Asking this question shows that your parents don't trust the education experts who are forming your entire worldview. Just answer "nothing" and then call the authorities immediately!
3) They say things like: "Let's threaten people and do violent domestic terrorism to them!": If they say this and they're not wearing a BLM t-shirt, it's a bad sign.
4) They require sunscreen when they go to the beach: This is clear evidence that your parents may be white. If they're white, they're automatically dangerous.
5) They take away the pornographic queer theory book you borrowed in the school library: If they give you a wholesome Tuttle Twins book instead, it's bad news.
6) They say racist dog whistles like "this school CRT curriculum seems pretty racist.": Absolutely disgusting.
7) You have never seen them dress in drag at a local library: And if they've never encouraged you or any of your siblings to change genders, chances are they are dangerous transphobes.
8) They don't have a verified blue check on Twitter: Gross. It probably means they work in unsophisticated jobs like plumbing or nursing which are hotbeds of violent domestic terror.
9) You can see their entire face when they talk: This means they aren't wearing a mask. They're basically murderers.
10) They voted for Trump: The FBI is watching you from outside your door right now. If your parents voted for Trump, blink twice. They'll take it from there.
Know the signs! And if you see something, say something!
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I saw these t-shirts for sale in a leftist Seattle tourist store and it was before the 50th woman came forward saying that Governor Cuomo had molested them.
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PFC David Foster
"What's good for the goose is only good for the gander if Spanky says it is hahahahaha...." SPANKY SAID SO.
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Back in 1619, the territory that would be the USA and the territory that would be Canada or under the British Empire. Why is it only taught in the USA? What the big lie is is a 1619 project says that the US broke away from England to continue slavery when England outlawed slavery in 1833 so this is the big lie from the Marxists in the USA.
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