'Why, Hello There Beautiful!' Says Eric Swalwell Suavely Approaching Sexy Chinese Spy Balloon

And As You All Know,
As It Says In Chinese,,
"If You Think The Balloon's Big,
Wait Until You See Him Blow THIS".!

I knew it was a BS story before I clicked on the link. Eric Swalwell suave... as if.

at least they could use a current picture of him...