N. Korea agrees to swap Travis King for 6 pack of Coors and a Walkman

I’d sweeten the pot and toss in The Squad, The View hosts as well as quite a few other Leftwing Loonies!

My prediction is he will be promoted and pardoned much like Bow Berghdal if we get him back.

Satire may be more appropriate as a tag based on Duffel Blog's nature.