Posted on Sep 10, 2023
Pelosi Announces Bid For Two More Years Of Insider Trading
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In a surprise announcement, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi confirmed she will be seeking reelection for yet another 2-year term of lucrative insider trading.
"I have long served the people of San Francisco in Congress by enriching myself with privileged information while my hometown descends into chaos," said Pelosi in a statement. "With your support, I hope to continue my important work for another two years. Good morning, Sunday morning."
The mayor of San Francisco celebrated the announcement on Friday. "Our city has long been a place of lawless greed and theft, and we're proud to see Mrs. Pelosi bring those values to Washington," said Mayor London Breed while brushing broken glass off the front seat of her car. "Give us two more years of Pelosi!"
In a surprise announcement, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi confirmed she will be seeking reelection for yet another 2-year term of lucrative insider trading.
"I have long served the people of San Francisco in Congress by enriching myself with privileged information while my hometown descends into chaos," said Pelosi in a statement. "With your support, I hope to continue my important work for another two years. Good morning, Sunday morning."
The mayor of San Francisco celebrated the announcement on Friday. "Our city has long been a place of lawless greed and theft, and we're proud to see Mrs. Pelosi bring those values to Washington," said Mayor London Breed while brushing broken glass off the front seat of her car. "Give us two more years of Pelosi!"
Pelosi Announces Bid For Two More Years Of Insider Trading
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That's about Par for the course, they all do it, its why our politicians are all so rich.
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You have that right a few years ago there was an article which took 4 congresspeople looked at their wealth before being elected and their wealth after 4 years, it was amazing how a $175,000 year salary could take someone from a net worth of $800,000 to 3.4 million in 4 years. That was just one of them all 4 's net worth more went up by more than 5 times the original worth.
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Gotta love the B for interpretive political speak. I believe she wants to become even more pitiable than Feinstein!
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OH,,, PELOSI.....Poop !!
Was Hoping For A PEPSI Coupon.
And A Discount on Beer By The Keg
Was Hoping For A PEPSI Coupon.
And A Discount on Beer By The Keg
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
Lt Col Charlie Brown - ....
Thanks Coronal, But The Last Time I Tried A Can Of Coke,
I Damned Near Drown When I Sniffed It Up My Nose..
Thanks Coronal, But The Last Time I Tried A Can Of Coke,
I Damned Near Drown When I Sniffed It Up My Nose..
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