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After Lackluster Showing, Nikki Haley Orders Bombing Of Iowa
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
Just Wait Until Someone Discovers "The Military Complex"
Can Be Closed With An Automatic Garage Door Opener,
And A 4 Year Old Kid ~~ With A Great Sense Of Humor
Can Be Closed With An Automatic Garage Door Opener,
And A 4 Year Old Kid ~~ With A Great Sense Of Humor
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MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.
Reminds me of when I was teaching prisoners at St. Quentin Prison in the Bay Area as an adjunct history prof. for Marin County Community College. The warden handed me what looked like an automatic garage door opener controller and said: "The prison does not recognize hostage situations. If your class gets out of control, press that button and you'll have 60 armed guards present within 60 seconds."
When I told that to my students during my introduction to them, Bubba in the back row said, "You get a good look at those lard asses on your way in here? Sixty seconds? Hah! More like 60 minutes."
I tossed the device in the garbage can and said: "Let me start over guys. I'm Prof. Wilson and I'm looking forward to our time together. . . ."
When I told that to my students during my introduction to them, Bubba in the back row said, "You get a good look at those lard asses on your way in here? Sixty seconds? Hah! More like 60 minutes."
I tossed the device in the garbage can and said: "Let me start over guys. I'm Prof. Wilson and I'm looking forward to our time together. . . ."
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Ah, I see they implemented their plan to warm it up for cacus attendees.
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