I used to clean Latrines so well that I often got out of inspections. When I married Kathy we split the housework. So she was cleaning our bathroom and I told her she flunked. She asked why, she thought it was clean.

"Babe, you never even used the toothbrush under the sink!"

"Why? What do you need a toothbrush for?"

"To clean around the grommets and the base of the commode."

"Show me."

And I have been cleaning our bathroom for the last forty four years. So today I found out something new. I cleaned the seats with Lysol Bleach Spray...and the paint came off!

So I went to the Bemis Website. Little did I know that they changed the paint to be "eco friendly." So nowadays, you have to clean them with "soft soap" like dishwashing soap, hand soap, or those disinfectant wipes. And then you have to dry them with paper towels.

So consider this a public service announcement for pansy toilet seats. Toilet seats as sensitive as your skin. Who knew? No Bleach! No Lysol Mold and Mildew. Just a gentle soft soap and soft cloth.
I swear I am going to get a bidet!